I’m not one for going out shopping on the day after Thanksgiving. Gigantic crowds of people tend to frighten and frustrate me. Or, in a worst-case scenario, I freak out with a bad case of the “Get me the f@%k outta here, I’m about to go ape shit crazy!” As extreme as this sounds, it’s all very internalized and only those who know me best can tell when I’m on the verge (I usually get really quiet and my eyes glaze over as I dream of making a mad dash for the nearest exit). I digress.
Have you seen the Black Friday tv spots for Target? I saw this one online and it completely cracked me up. It almost makes me want to go shopping on Friday. Almost.